if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
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