And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
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the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
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I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
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he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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