super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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