HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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