He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
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So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
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Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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