He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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