break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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