It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
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Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
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I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
There's even glitter on my cock...
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