i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
they're like a gay fantastic four
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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