FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
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surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
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Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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