Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
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i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
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She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
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