I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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