i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
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