So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
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I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
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Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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