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In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
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I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
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moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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