Sponge bath it is.
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
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And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
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He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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