so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
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if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
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It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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