Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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