i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
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can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
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i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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