...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
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You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
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Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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