I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
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