Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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