his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Found your dick twin last night
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I fill condoms, not promises.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
Randomize
