She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Randomize
