the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
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