If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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