Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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