it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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