i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
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Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
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Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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