dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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