I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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