He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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