Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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