Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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