Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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