Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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