Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(201): View more from New Jersey

If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.

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(214): View more from Texas

So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.

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(760): View more from California

Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that

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(210): View more from Texas

You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

wanna hang out tonight and remember it?

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(443): View more from Maryland

And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks

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(815): View more from Illinois

I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something

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(303): View more from Colorado

Dick very happy bro

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