Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
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