It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.