He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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