i just google imaged poop.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
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