Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
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