Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
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My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
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Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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