I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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