I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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