So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
try to milk me bitch
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