Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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