Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
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There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
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He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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