oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
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He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
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It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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