the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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