butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
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med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
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Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
so much tequila, so little girl.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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