Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
