no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
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Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
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The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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