Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
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Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
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Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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