R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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